Jon Gruden

The outline of the male genitalia within his pants (testicles in particular) that can be seen from looking at his crotch; a male camel toe

Chris: "How's my Jon Gruden?!"

Kyle: "Excellent, as usual!"

armstronging

by Chowda4eva November 16, 2009

Garden Fire

A Garden Fire occurs when an individual runs into a room of people they just met, is completely naked, and proceeds to light their pubes on fire and prance around while screaming "GARDEN FIRE!!".

note: the odor caused by the burning of pubic hair is quite distasteful.

Dude, check this out.

Holy shit why are you lighting your pubes on fire?

"GARDEN FIRE!"

Wow that smells awful.

by Outline of the State of TN February 4, 2010

Grades

the measurement of a student's skill of memorizing useless trash

Teacher: What's the phenomenon when your brother watches memes while two people named Michael take a piss on the grass at morning on a Friday while somebody dies of existential dread?
Student: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatibus.
Teacher: Wrong! It's Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrbwllllantysiliogogogochonorificabilitusinitatus. You get no points for your grades.

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

Luxury Garden Party

Classy way of referring to sexual intercourse. Most often used when inviting a woman back to your home.

While this phrase generally refers to any type of sex act, it is sometimes used to refer specifically to sex in an outdoor hot tub.

Variations: If used when referring specifically to outdoor hot tub sex and the sex happens to be anal, then the term is modified as "Exotic Garden Party"

Would you like to come back to my place for a Luxury Garden Party?

We are inviting the four Japanese students to a Luxury Garden Party.

I took her home and we had an Exotic Garden Party

by Rodney Cobbletop December 14, 2010

Olive garden

When you pour olive oil on your breadstick and shove it in a freshly tossed salad then pull out and "grate your cheese" all over them, then before you're done, you slap your half limp noodle on their ass and pronounce it "Al dente!"

Steve: dude I totally took her to Olive garden if you know what I mean!

Graham: nice!

by Firasa January 13, 2019

Sixth Grade Boy

A bitchy ass boy who plays sports and dresses like a FHUCKING HIGHLIGHTER AND THINKS CALLING PEOPLE “retarded” and “autistic” is a good roast.

that sixth grade boy that looks like a highlighter just called that girl “autistic”.

by Daboizzz September 8, 2019

Lynn Garden

A community in the smelly city of Kingsport, Tn that is a haven of meth, crime, prostitution, toothless people , homemade tattoos, boarded up homes and overall lack of good personal hygiene.

Why is Lynn Garden so trashy?

by The Great one in Kpt! June 21, 2020