Goonsaustion

Gooning to the point of unconsciousness

"that motherfucker was goonin so long he done got Goonsaustion"

by PotassiumTG92 January 29, 2026

GoonSchlap

GoonSchlap can be used positively and negatively depending on the way you say it. Trinkets can be GoonSchlap but bad loot on fortnite can also be GoonSchlap. Calling a friend a GoonSchlap means they are one of your closest allies and you highly trust them, but at the same time your worst enemies can be goonschlap, but the meaning of goonschlap can be easily understood by the intent in your sentence

“Look at this awesome goonschlap i found at the thrift!”

“Peter is such a goonschlap sometimes! :(“

“Oh My God!!! Goonschlap your outfit is sooooo cute!”

by beefybeefboy69 December 27, 2024

Goonspel

The text/Scripture of the religion, goonology. The book that summarizes and teaches goonology and helps all gooners excel in gooning

"yo bro, I just got the goonspel. I'm going to study it tonight to learn more about goonology."

by TheGreatGooner March 4, 2025

GOONSIAH

A SICK, FREAKY GUY THAT PRETENDS TO BE ZESTY.

MAN, GOONSIAH HAS TO BE THE FREAKIEST IN THE OFFICE.

by GOONIEL March 7, 2025

goonslop

The bare minimum amount of nutrition needed in order to sufficiently goon

Goonbud 1: Boy, am I craving some goonslop
Goonbud 2: Here, have some of mine *pulls out soylent*

by Goon-buddy March 25, 2025

Goonslop

A game/show/movie that's objectively bad and has nothing to show for except for overly sexy women, only made to cater to porn addicts.

Dude, have you played marvel rivals?
Nah, I don't play goonslop. I play real games.

Did you see this new game? Look at that characters ass!
Nah man, that's goonslop.

by VERAformer April 17, 2025

goonsy

A gay NIGGER GOON with a small green peen

bro stop being a goonsy

by drudge] May 13, 2025