gooch goblin

1.the same thing as a crotch goblin but with a funnier definition
2. a baby
3. what hides in old lady's gooches

dont open that old lady's legs! a gooch goblin could come out!

gooch goblin by "pop"errrrrattaboy February 2, 2008

Za Goblin 

Those annoying people who never pitch in on ordering up a pizza but linger around until a slice is left. Then, once no one can eat any more they ask for the last slice or wait until a poor soul offers it up to them.

Dude look at Matt lurking around over there, he is such a za goblin, I hate that guy.

Za Goblin by boxfaceboy September 23, 2009

retarded swamp goblin 

Alcoholic fans of the Florida Gators.

- Who drank all the Natty Light?
- Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't even invited to the party.

retarded swamp goblin by Red D April 2, 2008

Sun Goblin 

A derogatory word for arabs meaning: Small, ulgly, vicious creatures of a sunny land.

xlunatic is a worthless sun goblin.

Sun Goblin by Plareplane August 22, 2008

The Goblin 

The part of a man's hanging ball sack that shows when you moon someone.
Is referred to as a person/pet.

Man 1: Hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin?
Man 2: Uhhhh sure
Man 1: (pulls down pants and moons Man 2)
Man 2: Douche

Man 1: Hey doucher, quit dicking around or I'll show you the goblin.
Man 2: I'm a huge tool and fail at life and Xbox.
Man 1: Alright, I warned you (moons Man 2)

The Goblin by Dub Ard September 9, 2009

Slob Goblin 

(n.) term referring to a promiscuous female. One who enjoys performing fellatio on as many boners as possible.

Arlene is a Slob Goblin. She'll give you a nice slob job and drive you to Taco Bell and buy you a snack.

Slob Goblin by Nedward December 28, 2005

twat goblin

a miniature goblin that resides in the vagina like an evil two legged tape worm. it's attracted to the stinky smell of fish. it also likes to stay in the dark. lastly, it woks as a living tampon as it sucks the blood from the girl's vagina.

Jerry put his penis inside her vagina and it came out half eaten because the twat goblin was hungry.

twat goblin by jnnjnjununoonno May 24, 2007