Geezer

A hallarious event, joke, or predicament. Usually accompanied by a knee-slap. Interchangeable with the word “knee-slapper.”

Bro you know the test that I failed yesterday?

- Yeah?

Well the teacher inputted into the grade book as an A!

- Lol what a geezer!!!

by Chazz Finster August 31, 2020

Geezer

Slang for a redneck bloke who doesn't make any sense at all.

To properly pronounce, say, "ghee-ZAH".
Filthy GHEEZAH!

*in a club*
person1- "Do you see that person over there?"
person2- "yeah."
person1- "he's a filthy geezer."

by deadsushisocks June 6, 2013

geter done

What white trash crackers and rednecks yell when the pot of crank is finished cooking.

Pa Is BANGING HIS 13 year old daughter in the trailer when he hears the pot overboiling on the stove(cooking meth). he screams at his wife and OTHER KIDS, GETER DONE!!!

by DANIEL CARVER January 6, 2008

Geezer

Southern way of spelling geyser.
A Geyser is something that spouts shite on a regular basis, there is one in Yellowstone Park - Old Faithful. In a way, it is sort of like a cockney loudmouth trying to be cool and dandy, regularly spouting shite to try to impress but in reality fails and makes himself look a right pillock.

My black cat is blacker than your, 'cos im a geezer.

by Blacker Cat March 30, 2009

geeberdeeks

the ultimate couple combination. these two people together are like the branjolina of awesomeness.

hey man, i wish i could find the right girl so i could be part of a geeberdeeks

by geeeberdeeks12 December 14, 2010

Gelter

anal with ingerid bjølstad

i was having a pretty bad day, but then i got "gelter"

by shorgen March 15, 2017

geezerbird

A pre-operation transsexual. A man with make-up, see he-she.

Geezerbirds wear lots of bright make up and have deep voices and stubble.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004