gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

Gut-Knackers

gutnak-er(s)

-noun Australian:- (subjective)

The part of your stomach that feels physical pleasure after a particularly satisfying meal.

simon and - "gee that curry hit the spot...":

matt - "yeah, that stroked the ol' gut-knackers..."

ricky "oooh, yeah i reckon... it huuurts sooo goood"

by MadKnackers April 24, 2009

gut choke

A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.

The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.

by ElCommissioner October 2, 2017

meat gut

Refers to when you are over stuffed with bbq or food and have an extra big stomach

"Dad was so full he had a meat gut!"

by TroubleLo2212 June 17, 2016

Cooter Guts

Laughing extremely hard until you cry about something involving vaginas.

Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!

I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!

Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!

by kikishorty September 28, 2021

gut infection

A bacterial infection of the bowel,

easily treated with antibiotics, but often misdiagnosed.

It is more prevalent in elderly, sicker people, and those taking certain antibiotics and anti-reflux medication,

however it is becoming more common among fit, young people.

synonym: Clostridium difficile
some symptoms: Crippling stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, lethargy,...

-Mom, I'm having diarrhea and stomach cramps!

I see, we must go to the doctor it must be a gut infection, told you to be careful with what you eat!

by LaaCarteronne December 10, 2013

Gut dropper

Name given to a male/female who constantly farts and stinks out the room

"Ahhh that stinks, bet its that Gut dropper 'dave'"

by Jt85 May 1, 2012