Cooter Guts

Laughing extremely hard until you cry about something involving vaginas.
Suzie was saying her clam burger has the biggest flaps! It gave me cooter guts!

I got cooter guts when Nancy said her kitty smells like old truck tires after seeing Bill!

Stop I’ll get cooter guts if you talk about Helen and her air horn queefs!
by kikishorty September 29, 2021
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Wine Gut

When someone be drinking wine on the daily
“Damn Tina has such a wine gut, better hold off on the sweet red”
by That guy Mr. boi October 28, 2019
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Gut-Knackers

gutnak-er(s)

-noun Australian:- (subjective)

The part of your stomach that feels physical pleasure after a particularly satisfying meal.

simon and - "gee that curry hit the spot...":

matt - "yeah, that stroked the ol' gut-knackers..."

ricky "oooh, yeah i reckon... it huuurts sooo goood"
by MadKnackers April 24, 2009
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gutted hamster

A term used to describe a rather untidy vaginal area.
"Mate her fanny looked like a gutted hamster. Flaps everywhere."
by Swisstony19935 October 31, 2015
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Hate it to Guts

When a person hates a specific object so much, that it turns into guts.
When my friend Tristan is blocked by a parked car while backing out of the driveway, he will sometimes exclaim, "I hate it to guts!"
by Lyf-Cam August 16, 2011
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meat gut

Refers to when you are over stuffed with bbq or food and have an extra big stomach
"Dad was so full he had a meat gut!"
by TroubleLo2212 April 09, 2016
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gut wallet

a female's vagina. usually belonging to a whore.
yeah dude i beat the s out of her gut wallet last night
by mikemarshall3 August 20, 2008
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