midnight grip

Masturbating/wanking at night over a hot/beautiful woman

Go and have a 'midnight grip' over her big ass.

by Jon lennoooooooon September 28, 2013

itchy one grip

You use your index finger for making a number one sign and you also use the same finger on the trigger when holding a gun. Also you are also a very trigger-happy person. So itchy one grip is holding a gun with your index finger on the trigger while hoping and praying and hoping and praying and hoping and praying that you get to squeeze it ASAP so very many many many times..

You - My nigga here gotta itchy one grip
Nigglet - My tek has one in the chamber and 32 in the clip

by dka81 May 6, 2018

Death grip syndrome

Obsessive masturbation causing desensitisation in the penis.

Only known cure is the voodoo clam

Had to hit that voodoo clam last night to cure the death grip syndrome

by Jimmythejunky January 21, 2023

Vice Grip

When someone sticks their penis into someone else's butthole and the butthole clenches the penis

The other day this guy vice gripped my penis and he wouldn't let go

by b9y March 28, 2010

Euro grip

The act of masturbating with a backhand grip with the thumb inward and on a 25 degree offset angle towards your dominant hand promoting the European lifestyle.

I just beat my shit so hard using the euro grip, it felt so good, time for a cup of tea.

by Lead Farmer April 3, 2009

Clit grip

The hand position, or grip, where the palm of the hand is below a woman's navel, and the fingers point down, touching the woman's genitalia. Useful for stimulating the clitoris or vagina, depending on the placement.

I sneaked up behind Brittany, stuck my hand in her pants and used the clit grip. She got goosebumps and slapped me.

by FooFooMcJoo December 28, 2008

bowlingball grip

when you take your middle and ring finger and place in the vagina and then place your thumb in the rectum

dude i gave her the bowlingball grip, two in the pink one in the stink

by fatboy one April 24, 2006