" I tie knots that eagle scouts haven't even heard of, like the double overhand figure-eight fisherman's bird glove"
by flamingdragon0406 September 21, 2022

person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"
person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"
person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"
person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"
person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"
by fluffybunnies!! January 18, 2009

by Bestlaughgasever March 3, 2016

The coating of the blue substance found in a Port-o-Potty on ones penis by letting it dangle in the water.
by STDfree December 4, 2017

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine
Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?
Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021

by Tony Selmo November 6, 2023

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024
