Glove Wanker

To wear fingerless biker styled gloves to the gym while working out.

“Hey look everyone Manda has got herself a set of fingerless gloves, what a glove wanker!”

by Rokena February 20, 2020

glove of shame

Latex glove typically worn by a female when fingering a guys butthole and giving head.

Come on baby, I know it’s our first date but if I eat your taco won’t you glove of shame me?

by HungOverit June 2, 2021

Gloversville

No they don’t make the gloves here, unfortunately. This is the asshole of the world, maybe even the asshole of the universe! The people that live here aren’t even human! They are all just fat mindless drones, programmed to popping pills and popping out deformed children so they suffer the same fate as their parental unit. Garbage EVERYWHERE!

Gloversville, you really need gloves if you want to live here.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 May 31, 2023

Glovent

The state of being delicate but still having unbreakable confidence.

"Despite her gentle appearance, she possessed a 'Glovent' determination that couldn't be shaken."

by Glovent August 31, 2023

trouser globes

the slang word for testicles.
from the testicles being round or oval and being contained in a hairy sack in your trousers.
originated by an aussie and his thought processes

you beaut' hairy trouser globes!
OR i got itchy trouser globes

by Martin thurston espreston esquire jean claude van elstan September 6, 2006

Willy Glove

Condoms! A common form of male contraception

"Please wear a willy glove darling, i don't want your HIV"

by dan1989 February 6, 2009

potato glove

a plastic glove with a rough sandpapery surface used primarily to scrape peelings off of raw potatos. It's other lesser know application is self abuse by people traveling to the north woods who lock themselves inside their trailers all weekend to view low bandwith pron and potato glove themselves all weekend.

My brother came up to camp but ended up locked in his trailer all weekend with his laptop and his potato glove.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009