Shit Gear 

The definition of all good gear.

You think that gear is good but it is really shit gear.

Shit Gear by Oportata December 20, 2021

shit the gear

Someone is very frightened. Drugs are often reffered to as "gear" and drug mules commonly swallow condoms containing drugs to get them through airport security. Some drug mules get scared and they poop out the drugs before passing through border control, thus the term "shit the gear" was born.

I rang him up to have a go at him and he shit the gear and hung up on me!

shit the gear by Swasee June 25, 2016

Kick it into high gear 

A badass phrase used by road warriors and mecha pilots alike. Used to inspire friends and psych enemies alike. There are usually machines like cars or mechs. Use at your own risk in real life.

"Kick it to high gear!" -Mecha Kingdoms Jax from League of Legends, after pressing his Ultimate Ability.

"Today I will show you how to kick it into high gear, at Rally City Farm." -Josh Sattin, verified Youtuber and Humanist.

Kick it into high gear by hatecomplexx January 27, 2021

Top Gear

A program created to give Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond an excuse to go on road trips and bum each other all the live long day.

Jeremy: 'Hey Richard from Top Gear, do you want to go to Bolivia?'
Richard: '...why?'
Jeremy: 'So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex'
James: I'll bring the lube.
Richard: Daaaamn, okay.

Top Gear by Babababush October 4, 2010

frisbee gear 

the things need to smoke pot

hey lets go buy some frisbee gear and smoke it.

frisbee gear by tim May 13, 2005

Another gear 

Saying this is like implying you could try harder if you wanted to.

You don't have another gear. You're in the same place you've always been. You were given something you don't deserve. Worthless. Useless. All you'll ever do is alleviate some of the burden other have to bare for you. Garbage. You still don't get that you're just being puffed up by your retard support. You're nothing. Filth.

Another gear by Hym Iam December 19, 2020

Metal Gear Rising 

A carry on story of the game "Metal Gear Solid" where solid snake no longer takes the staring role but is taken over by a white blooded soft patched no penis feminine ninja called Raiden.

A disappointment for die hard mgs fans.

Sam: DUDE! have you seen that hot chick ninja on Metal Gear Rising!?

Tom: You know its a man right o.o

Metal Gear Rising by mgs girl February 1, 2010