One of the most disgusting, atrocious and annoying creatures on the planet, also known as "Furries". They will always spend hundreds of dollars on what is just a costume with tons of the fluffy stuff. They will vent and cry. They will literally use the excuse of spending hours on drawing an anthropomorphic animal that will only get an average of 10k views, which is extremely low in today's generation, also known as Generation Beta Males (Gen BM). Don't ever talk, interact, see or even imagine about furries, you hear me? Thank you for listening, have a good night.
Johnathan: "Hey, are you into furries?"
Clay: "Yes, OwO" *blushes*
Johnathan: "Alright, you're making me uncomfortable."
Clay: "Yes, OwO" *blushes*
Johnathan: "Alright, you're making me uncomfortable."
by InternationalViagra October 21, 2023
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"Can you add white vinegar to the shopping list please. The kettle is getting furred up again"
"Can you add white vinegar to the shopping list please. The kettle is getting furred up again"
by Trogstig January 4, 2024
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Friend 2: Really?? How do you know?!
Friend 1: I shaved my beaver not even a week ago, and I’m already back to full bush. It must be the furromones!
Friend 2: Your beaver knew just what to do.
Friend 2: Really?? How do you know?!
Friend 1: I shaved my beaver not even a week ago, and I’m already back to full bush. It must be the furromones!
Friend 2: Your beaver knew just what to do.
by sci-isms January 8, 2024
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by name12343234 November 12, 2023
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by Gaboantsa November 24, 2023
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They like to go to their subreddit that they moderate and circlejerk about how evil and bad the "antifurs" are. As if opposing zoophilia and bestiality is such a bad thing a bunch of retards in shitty bigfoot costumes need to go circlejerking about it.
They like to say that "antifur's" only insult is that they're fatherless, as if they're not already scraping the bottom of the barrel with the unfunny "you're 9" insults.
They also claim that hating furries means you hate animals. Of fucking course I like animals! I don't want them to be raped by cunt shutters who like to jack off to yiff! I just don't like animals the same way you people do...
They like to go to their subreddit that they moderate and circlejerk about how evil and bad the "antifurs" are. As if opposing zoophilia and bestiality is such a bad thing a bunch of retards in shitty bigfoot costumes need to go circlejerking about it.
They like to say that "antifur's" only insult is that they're fatherless, as if they're not already scraping the bottom of the barrel with the unfunny "you're 9" insults.
They also claim that hating furries means you hate animals. Of fucking course I like animals! I don't want them to be raped by cunt shutters who like to jack off to yiff! I just don't like animals the same way you people do...
Person: I hate furries.
Furry: OH MY GOD FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO POST THIS ON MY CIRCLEJERK SUBREDDIT. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING ANTIFUR!!!!
Furry: OH MY GOD FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO POST THIS ON MY CIRCLEJERK SUBREDDIT. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING ANTIFUR!!!!
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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Man: Honey the furries are outside our door again they want cuddles
Partner: Well tell them the kids have gone to bed and we aren’t interested in petting there full grown asses
Partner: Well tell them the kids have gone to bed and we aren’t interested in petting there full grown asses
by wh4t3v4 March 11, 2024
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