Fuck Boys Incorporated

The FBI tells people what they want to hear. They promise to do good. All while they’re trying to fuck your life up.

Shawn: Jay gave a speech about black rights at the capitol last week. We haven’t seen him since.

Lana: Fuck Boys Incorporated probably kidnapped him. You know they don’t want Niggas protesting.

by DCROX September 9, 2022

Absolute fucking boys

A true friend. A ride or die. Where you can always rely no matter what

Them: yo! Chris, Alex and Alan are some good dudes

Me: they’re the absolute fucking boys

by Walnutted October 16, 2022

fast as fuck boy

A phrase used by the youtuber Daniel Keem, aka Keemstar.

Keemstar: Do you have any idea of how fast i am?
random person:.....
Keemstart: IM FAST AS FUCK BOYYYYYYYYYYY

by PussyLover2 October 31, 2017

fuck boy

(adj.) a pussy ass bitch who ain't shit and will most likely ask you to play 20 questions

synonym: you

"Wasn't he just fuckin with you like yesterday"
"Yeah lmao"
"Oh my god, what a fuck boy"

by smart motherfucker July 12, 2015

Fuck boy

A forced word being peddled by feminists. The term is a feeble attempt at inventing a sexual slur against men. Because what society really need is more sexual slurs. Because equality, and stuff.

"I got dumped by my boyfriend because I refused to let him claim my body for his own, and therefore fucked my ex in a fitting act of rebellion. What an insecure and oppressive fuck boy."

by Walter Leonard July 26, 2015

Fuck boy

Todd Slone

Shawn: "He's such a fuck boy."
Alex: "Oh, you mean like Todd Slone? What a horrible thing to say!"

by It'sWhatever May 12, 2015

Fuck boy

A lazy scumbag that tends to spend their time being ignorant. They choose to sell drugs and rob their friends, while attempting to get their friends addicted so as to make them future customers. Will steal your debit cards, id, money, belongings, and break into vehicles and homes if necessary.

Omg, Austin is such a fuck boy.

by Ladyxkayy September 2, 2015