flying knee 

The greatest act of ninja violence known to man. The flying knee has no conceivable defense. Usually one "pulls" a flying knee.

Curious George: "Hey guys! Can I play?!"
Pete: (Pulls a flying knee)
Curious George: "OOOFFFF!"
Dan: "Classig!"

flying knee by knobo January 2, 2008

Flying German Cowboy 

When you are high off your ass, having an orgasm, and shitting all at the same time while a fan spins near your ass sending your poo all over the room.

Dude last night I was a flying german cowboy.

Flying German Cowboy by GreedtheAwesome April 8, 2011

fringlish

Also known as "franglais" (frong-legh).

A term to describe a Bilingual Canadian who uses both English and French in the same sentence, usually due to poor knowledge of the second language, so they have to resort to their first-learned language to "fill in the holes". Americans use this as well, but for Spanish and English ("Spanglish").

Classic use of Fringlish:

"Sorry... nous speak anglais very pas bien!"

fringlish by V.C. April 21, 2008

flying fuck 

An extended version of the word fuck most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.

I don't give a flying fuck what your special rate is, I'm not buying you damn stuff.

flying fuck by -JL June 1, 2006

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen

"I'm not going to pay my credit card debt from buying Mad Max memerobelia on Ebay. If The Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted me to pay my debt he would provide me with the money with His Noodly Appendage."

Flying Spaghetti Monster by dawaldg September 14, 2005

flying saucers 

dialted pupils

normally due to use of drugs

hannah: marissa, wtf is emma on?
marissa: idk but her eyes look like flying saucers though

flying saucers by emmarissa May 28, 2007

The Flying Fuhrer 

The act of leaping over your significant other and defacating on them while in mid-air.

"My girlfriend is into freaky German sex. She wanted me to give her the flying fuhrer but I couldn't time mein leapen' with mein poopin'. I am der wurst."

The Flying Fuhrer by boxfullofninjas October 18, 2004