frozen nuke

A nuke that's frozen. Want one? Extra sturdy.

Random Person: Hey America, want a "Frozen nuke"? It's free with the cost of your hands and probably everything in a 500 mile radius. Maybe. Idk...

America: HELL YEAH.

by AlmostMyName November 2, 2020

frozen beans

When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.

"My but was sore from the frozen beans"

by 💩POOP💩 February 28, 2015

Frozen Joshi

When you puke in a condom, freeze it overnight, then use it as a dildo.

"Bro, I just gave myself the BEST Frozen Joshi last night. You should totes try it"

by FroJo1998 September 7, 2018

frozen turkey position

Breast side up. Wings or arms in this case folded back. Legs cocked back and spread open. Pussy wide open like a turkey cavity when you are about to stuff it.

I had this chick in the frozen turkey position last night. Her pussy was so wide open I could see her cervix.

by W W Wilson January 13, 2024

FROZEN CHERRY

See: frozen banana A frozen cherry is a frozen banana, but preformed on a girl, hence the "cherry" part of the word.

My boyfriend is so wild! He came home with a cherry slurpee, then before we got busy he gave me a frozen cherry..It was incredible!!

by Brittany T April 23, 2008

Frozen Danish mud pig

When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.

Ivan: Wyatt and ace just did a Frozen Danish mud pig last night!
Jack: We gotta try that sometime!

by ScratchySackJack January 23, 2025

frozen pizza

When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.

Yo man, want some frozen pizza?

by Bennyboi0026 August 7, 2021