flustercuck

A clusterfuck for people who can't spell

"This is a flustercuck!... Hold up, that doesn't sound right"

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1 July 6, 2025

flusterfuck

where you're flustered into a frustrated state

I'm just so flusterfucked because he/she called be beautiful/handsome

by luvbug.4.life September 14, 2025

Crying Flustered

When you get flustered with the pit feeling of crying in your stomach and face. Basically, that flood of emotion that causes a bit of a fluster that makes you want to cry. But you hold back the tears and keep it in control, so you don't cry.

Friend: Hey, are you okay, I heard about the breakup.
Me: yeah, it's just when I talk about it I get a bit crying flustered.
Friend: what do you mean?

Me: That feeling of emotion you get which makes you feel like you need to cry.

by Taboo13 May 28, 2018

button flustered

Inability to accurately record keystrokes when under intense pressure from frustrated clients.

Laura got button flustered when she was taking the large pizza order and recorded four prawn pizzas instead of the two prawn and two pumpkin we wanted.

by bewb_420 December 24, 2019

Three finger fluster strike

When you surprise her by putting 3 fingers in her pussy.

I totally pulled a three finger fluster strike on her!

by Alek Wright February 23, 2022

feuston

something you cannot match up against, or something just so dominant over all of the others

Hillary: oh my gawd this mascara is so feuston to all the other betching brands!

Thoedore: I really dont give a fuck about you and your paint but i know that the indianapolis colts feuston the hell out of the patriots...they just stay under radar

Hillary: ohh..

by Timothy Rosenfels December 8, 2007

flaustaunkerated

A word meaning happy but also sad at the same time. Mostly used when depressed but you find something that makes you laugh or smile.

I was flaustaunkerated the other day when I realized that the real reason for living was to live in the sight of Jesus Christ.

by Slavarky May 24, 2009