A group of individuals threatening in appearance who appear to be participating in illegal activities.
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Said when a person is very joyful and optimistic all the time.
A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.
A common phrase from places around the Pacific Ocean.
SpongeBob: "Hmm, what's a felony?"
Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."
SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."
Squidward: "Being too darn happy all the time."
SpongeBob: "Oh yeah! Lots and lots of felony."
by Tochereador March 21, 2025
Get the Felony mug.A person who is exceptionally driven for a project or business. Their dedication is so much higher than that of their coworkers that it causes them to be the first in & last out. F.I.L.O. They are usually the boss & if they’re not they will be!
“Man our boss Phoenix is a real ball buster! He’s a lot to handle and I’m not sure how much I can take.”
“Nah man, that’s the wrong attitude, don’t you know he’s the Filo? He’s always here before everyone & the last to leave. I’ve got mad respect for him!”
“Nah man, that’s the wrong attitude, don’t you know he’s the Filo? He’s always here before everyone & the last to leave. I’ve got mad respect for him!”
by Phoenix The Filo June 12, 2025
Get the Filo mug.A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
Get the Felon's Tree Removal mug.An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.
Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"
by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025
Get the Felons Tree Removal mug.A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.
Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.
by Read it! July 14, 2025
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