flaming tugboat

When it burns to pee after you masterbated with a too firm grip

Tom: Hey Doc why does it does my it burn to pee after i jerk off

Doc: this is normal dude, its called a flaming tugboat, just ease your grip on it and use lube

by weeaby October 13, 2013

flaming garbage

Music in which the production is very good but lyrically the content is awful

Person 1: Did you ever listen to Yeezus.
Person 2: That album is flaming garbage

by CoDnoobH8r September 13, 2016

flaming cunt nugget

A person who has irritated you so badly that you want to scream. A person that deserves 2 feet up thier Ass. Similar to Cunt nugget but worse.

Your being a Flaming Cunt Nugget!

That customer service representative is a Flaming Cunt Nugget!

by Luiginself October 12, 2019

Flaming hot fellatio

When your girl just finished eating a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos and still has the powder on her lips and proceeds to go to town on your purple-headed yogurt slinger.

Damn man, my girl gave me flaming hot fellatio last night, that shit was rough.

by bencrazyOH September 1, 2020

Flaming Elmo

A sex position described as having a candle too close to the bed and someones hair catches fire while the other person cums, then laughs at their partners expense.

My girl and I were having sex last night and did the flaming Elmo. When I finished she said,"that tickles".

by FlamingElmo October 13, 2020

flaming homo

1. A gay person who blatantly fits a bunch of gay stereotypes.

2. A gay person with a flamethrower.

Person 1: Yeah that dude always wears short shorts what's up with that?
Person 2: Oh he's just a flaming homo.

Soldier: Shit they got flaming homos run! *runs*

by Rando Enby December 8, 2020

Flaming Furries February

The month where, no matter what, furries must be burned on sight.

anti-furry: hey nerd its Flaming Furries February so you must burn
furry: OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Sylveuzs January 1, 2021