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Jolly Factor

The happiness level of a party or person based on the amount of drinks they've had.
Did you see how high the jolly factor went after Donny found the liqueur cabinet?

Haha look at that guy, he's wasted.
Ya, his jolly factor's out the window right now.
by Turlook September 19, 2009
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Fuckery Factor

The common root cause that makes a situation become fucked; an instigative action, suggestion, or plan that causes fuckery to ensue leading to a fucked moment
"That party really got out of hand.." "Yeah, that broken staircase from Dave mattress sledding was the total fuckery factor there."
by Thatdudeshotwife69 March 27, 2021
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drip factor

Drip factor refers to one’s fashion being so immensely swag that it can induce a reaction in females to cause them to become wet due to an overwhelming sexual response.
Dude, your new kicks definitely have the drip factor!
by Informer$$ September 3, 2019
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jeb factor

To experience extreme latency and errors in your computer system to a point that it defeats the point of computer automation.
I cannot seem to make an offers to my customer using my Siebel system as it is experiencing the jeb factor.
by abukay October 11, 2014
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Fudge Factor

"Cloud9 would be losing right now if it wasn't for the fudge factor
by Barry McCockenner October 19, 2021
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Frits Factor

The impossibility of teaching someone something because of his or her dogged reluctance to avoid being taught. It arises through the

deliberate choice of that person to continue to remain ignorant. In some cases the person may be too proud to admit that a different, better method exists of doing something.
Example 1.

Lemuel was repeatedly having the same, easily-fixable problem with his computer and Mike was always the one to help him sort it out. When I suggested that Mike show Lemuel how to do it himself he said "Oh I offered to do that but it's the Frits Factor. He insists I do it for him, every time."

Example 2.

I went fishing with Jock. He kept losing his strikes because his method of attaching the hook was flawed and ineffectual. I offered to

help and patiently showed him how to tie a good knot but strangely, his results did not improve. The Frits Factor was at play. I noticed later he
was still baiting up his way.
by Fritsy Bitsy January 1, 2014
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Partyability Factor

A characteristic or variable by which a person or thing are perceived to contribute positively to a situation or occurrence, generally to the point that a party may spontaneously break out, or die, simply due to the very presence of the person or thing itself.

If something has a high Partyability Factor, generally it will make any situation better. If something has a low partyability factor, it will likely be detrimental.

Small pockets of high octane Canadians are known to judge most things and people by their partyability factor, ridding themselves of all low-partyability possessions. Some have been known to end relationships, even marriages, due to a low partyability factor.
High Partyability Factor: Double vodka Red-Bull.

Low Partyability Factor: When a woman kicks a guy in the nuts.

High Partyability Factor: Menage a trois.

Low Partyability Factor: Decaffeinated Coffee.
by wAXtonPOTson February 26, 2010
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