Shit-floored

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you take a shit on your own floor.

Man, Brogan was so shit-floored last night. His room smells terrible.

by Freshman from dadisman March 29, 2011

Floor-drobe

When you don't feel like putting your clothes away, so you put them on the floor

My mother does not like my new floor-drobe.

by Sydnaro8 June 9, 2018

clear the floor

'clear the floor' is a term often used in jail/prison. Corrections staff call out 'clear the floor' to initiate a lockdown. When 'clear the floor' is called, all the inmates within earshot are to sprint to their cells, enter it, and close the door behind them. This is used during situations, such as fights, in which the corrections staff need to make sure all the inmates are secure.

*Fight breaks out in living unit*
Corrections Officer: "CLEAR THE FLOOR!"

Inmates: *sprint to their cell, go inside, close and secure the door behind them*

by JerryTheGod February 8, 2018

meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*

"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"

by KingDio July 12, 2017

floor tits

When a females breasts are sagging paat the kneecaps

can you clean your floor tits before i suck them please elizabeth

by Floor tits August 23, 2020

Floor lover

Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.

Damn casey’s A real floor lover

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

ground floor

The period in time when you begin dating or befriending an ugly duckling in high school or junior high school based on her potential to blossom into a hot piece of ass. When she does blossom, you will have an edge in a relationship with her because you were with her in her ugly years.

Tara would never have banged me as a senior, but since I got in on the "ground floor" and busted her hymen, she'll love me forever!

by Eman3737 November 29, 2004