People who believe in conspiracy theories and/or want to overthrow the Powers That Be. These people differ from right-wing militia types; tending to be the more peaceful and the hippie-esque branch of the culture. They present as non-assuming & are often disaffected liberals who just believe they are getting closer to The Truth.
Q: “Do you think we’ll get into the venue to see David Icke speak on the New World Order?”
A: “I don’t know if we look like the proper kind of New-Age flakes...”
A: “I don’t know if we look like the proper kind of New-Age flakes...”
by gutter_yt April 18, 2020
Get the New-Age Flakesmug. When you ejaculate on your partner, then turn around and poo on them so it looks like the famous icecream with chocolate flake.
by Bigboi890 November 27, 2016
Get the 99 flakemug. A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
Get the jockstrap cum-flakesmug. by TheBaldEagle March 24, 2009
Get the Bald Eagle Flakesmug. A snappy comeback that you say to an ignorant loud mouth who refuses to shut up.
A comeback refering to your mothers crusty vagina
A comeback refering to your mothers crusty vagina
by heyderu October 9, 2009
Get the yo mama flakesmug. A person, typically Christian, who is your friend at first but then forgets about you, commits to other people when they're bored, show their interest in those people until they get bored with them and someone "more awesome" comes along. They normally talk about how much they "love" you but never act on it, because Jesus is the only real person who will be their bff, even though they say everyone else will be.
by Former Friend August 2, 2008
Get the Flake Casemug. The flakes found on a(n) penis or vagina. Usually found when the gentiles are dry. These are also made into the comman kids cereal.
by 1A1A December 6, 2010
Get the Corn Flakemug.