Fixing goldenscans

euphemism: to have a lie-in or nap, and communicate this in such a manner to maintain looking professional.

to sleep, or laze when you should be busy, and to make yourself sound busy to management

person a: are you coming in to work in the morning?

person b: no, sorry, I'm fixing goldenscans in the morning.

by BrightDevil August 18, 2010

fixing the bed

A Term used for parents to describe what they are doing when their child walks in on them

get out your Father is Fixing the Bed

Travis walked in on Terry and Julie Fixing the Bed

by bed fixe December 5, 2017

Fixie Pixie

Someone who rides fixed geared bikes.

Fixie pixies generally get their bikes stolen.

by A side loco May 18, 2008

Fixie Hunting

A form of pranking. Rules vary by area and participants, but fixie hunting generally refers to a game played by cyclists in which multi-geared bicycle riders "hunt" a metropolitan area for fixed gear riders out on a ride in order to torment or ridicule them. Since fixie riders are generally not as fit as other cyclists and their bikes have a set top speed, they are easy to catch up with, prank, then leave behind.

Activities may vary from a simple demeaning sprint past them, to squirting with water bottles, yelling, spanks on the butt or simply beating the shit out of them. Once said activity has been accomplished, the riders must escape from the now-angered fixie riders and find new fixie riders to torment. Rules vary, but in general most fixie hunters do not stop riding until they find riders to torment.

We went fixie hunting today and pissed off some hipsters.

by trutone August 20, 2010

fixins

Fixins is southern talk for fixings. Often refered to adding everything possible on a food item.

That them there tacos are good with all them fixins ain't that right?

by Kojiro Densetsu May 17, 2006

fixen

Its pure Texan – fixen to means “about to”.

I reckon that you were *fixen* to look for ...

I reckon that you were *about* to look for ...

by Gernot Fattinger July 25, 2007

fixie

A fixed gear,the simplest form of bicycle, 1 gear with no coasting/freewheeling mechanism. Generally made on old road (AKA 10 speed) frames (different than , but similar in appearance to a "track bike" which is built up on a frame designed specifically for racing in a velodrome.) Its lack of extra bits is ideal for bike mechanics who don't enjoy fixing their own bikes after wrenching at work all day. Also enjoyed by annoying scenesters, the "Super Rookie," and "poor" college students who ride them because they think that it makes them cool.

I finally pulled off my derailleurs and lost my ability to coast on my bike, now i got me a fixie and am uber cool and can get the ladies without my Benz.

by deek da biker July 14, 2008