auto fellation

the act of sucking ones' own penis. a difficult task for most.

that guy is auto fellating! how the f**k does he do that?

if i mastered the art of auto fellation, i'd never need a woman again.

by danny7034 September 4, 2006

fallacy

A belief in something wrong.

It is a fallacy that you can spend your money on anything you want.

by Starfire23 December 16, 2012

fellatio

From the great Chris Rock:
What married men get compared to single men.

Single men get blowjobs. Married men get fellatio.

by CK January 26, 2005

Turd Milkshake Fallacy

A logical fallacy whereby someone points out that one thing is better than another when, in fact, both items in the comparison are horrible.

Person A: "I'd much rather hook up with Girl-X, she's better looking than Girl-Y."

Person B: "That's like saying you'd rather drink a turd milkshake instead of being beaten savagely with cacti. While the turd milkshake may arguably be better, it's still a turd milkshake and it still sucks. My point is that you shouldn't sleep with either of those heinous-looking girls, and your turd milkshake fallacy isn't helping your argument."

by ironchef8000 May 2, 2009

Fellater

A person or animal who performs the act of fellatio.

Man, that girl was a pro-fellater. I think I lasted 3 seconds.

by Shake that bear June 16, 2011

fellationship

A relationship based solely on sex, although not just fellatio as the name implies.

Mandy and I had one of the best fellationships I've ever heard of. Started off with a bang too.

by canadianssuck January 26, 2004

felacious

Defn: Behind close-doors sexual behaviour involving celebrities, copius amounts of oral sex and infidelity.

While not on the golf course Tiger Woods enjoys felacious activities in his Cadillac Escalade.

David Letterman was renowned for his felacious ways with female co-workers.

The PGA's squeaky clean image is being tarnsished as recent media hype say the PGA is a dark, felacious world.

by Greezey December 12, 2009