Aversion to faith

Adj.

used to describe an individual who is atheistic, only in a more politically correct way.

Chloe: I don't believe in God. I have an aversion to faith.

Daniel: Dude, that sounds so PC

Chloe: Yeah, totally removes the negative connotation held by that prefix a-

by Brazen_Faith February 21, 2011

Faith Zombie

A person who walks around for no reason other than to make people join their cause, however pointless and inane it is.

"The convention was flooded with Faith Zombies waving their appendages and pamphlets at me."

by Gearmond January 3, 2009

Ol' Faithful

When a Mentos is inserted deeply into his/her butthole and Coke is poured over it causing a small eruption of brown juice.

My butthole hasn't seen action in quite a while! I could sure go for an Ol' Faithful to cure the urge.

by Roman Chambers September 22, 2010

Faith in Humanity

Something annoying people say when they dislike something or someone. Often used to express faux intelligence, insinuating that said person's faith in humanity even matters.

Every time I see Snooki and the Jersey Shore crew, I lose faith in humanity.

News caster: Local dog cures cancer
Tween on the internet: This has restored my faith in humanity!

by a writing desk November 29, 2012

Faith in humanity

Something I don’t have.

Each day my faith in humanity burns.

by BrookNyoom May 22, 2021

leap of faith

When you sit down to shit not knowing if the toilet roll will have enough to wipe it all. You've already undone your belt,pulled down your pants and sat down and then checked the roll. Will you risk it? Will you take the leap of faith?

''Man, scariest moment of my life, just took the leap of faith at my girlfriends house while meeting her parents, almost didnt make it, so close''

''Dude, I need help, just failed a leap of faith, come quick, stall 2''

''Fuck, that leap of faith I took today was closer than indiana jones trying to rescue his hat''

by Jove Salad November 13, 2011

Faith Lastrella

Faith Lastrella is the coolest girl I know. She helps me with my homework and gets my book before english class

Faith Lastrella is awesome

by Bobby December 13, 2004