sports fail

An action that is clumsy, unintentional, accidental that ends up in a moment of utter calamity in a sporting event.

The Boise State kicker committed a sports fail for the team resulting in a multimillion dollar loss for the school + infinite shame.

by Zambiki December 1, 2010

Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%

Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing

by Yodellegend May 27, 2018

Fail Mail

This is not a new term, but a new use for an existing one.

Fail Mail: When a user's email gets stuck in their Outbox and refuses to be sent, for any reason.

John found out why Julia had not received his invitation. There it was, stuck in his Outbox. His beautifully written, sweet, sincere invitation to the girl of his dreams had turned into fail mail.

by Airman Spiff July 14, 2012

fail-a-thon

one epic fail followed by another; can be long term or short term

Dude your life is just one huge fail-a-thon

by Bboy519 August 3, 2010

Shuffle Fail

When you put your iPod (or some other type of mp3) on shuffle, and it plays some songs by the same artist at least 2 times in a row. Or if the songs start playing in Alphabetical Order after the device is put on shuffle.

I went to the party to hear some great music, but Bill's iPod had a Shuffle Fail, so everyone got tortured and had to listen to Lady Gaga for 3 hours straight. It was horrible.

by TheChampion613 June 20, 2011

epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough

"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"

by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009

Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.

"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009