Eva Brannon

A female individual that always has a penis in her schoolbag to write her sad little poems with.
I'm sorry - isek zobbi

Dude: yo can we buy a pizza?
Dude 2: Shut the fuck up
Dude: Why? I just want a pizza
Dude 2: I said shut the fuck up, Eva Brannon
Dude: Why did you have to do me like that

by Murerdaw April 11, 2020

An Eva

The definition of perfection

You are an Eva

by KingMcA April 9, 2021

Eva

Likes henry

eva likes Henry not rowan

by oogabooga8118 November 18, 2021

Eva

A slang word for Ecstasy in Sweden

Adam: Ey, bror har du Eva??
Liam: Aa bror

by dezze313 December 8, 2020

Eva Logic

A logic created by Eva M. Sullivan that she obligates everyone to know. Eva Logic is not valid in any sense and can lead to the downfall of many things. Eva Logic consists of 3 supporters while its biggest competition is Potato Logic/Luck which consists of 17 supporters.

"Eva logic helped me solve my problems in life!" - Said No One Ever...

by Neo_Is_Gone October 2, 2022

Pulling An Eva Smith

When someone bleaches something or themselves (their insides)

Referencing the character Eva Smith in An Inspector Calls

My mate just decided to start pulling an Eva Smith

by Mildly Pissed Off Ostrich July 3, 2025

eva gonzalez

99% of the time write so i don`t think you`ll want to trust her

i thought i could trust her

no shes Eva Gonzalez

by Eva Gonzalez May 6, 2018