A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
Get the Empty Caloriesmug. I'm emptying the dog.
by Kenneth Keen November 24, 2023
Get the emptyingmug. Hym "Empty Small Talk and nothing more I still hate all of these people and don't want to be a part of any of their lives for any amount of time and if I am not allowed to remove myself from this situation in a way that does not leave me bereft or requires me to accept and conditions or change anything I'm doing in any way shape or form I will inevitably murder a child because I refuse to willing be cut out of all of the money I am being used to make."
by Hym Iam June 30, 2025
Get the Empty Small Talkmug. Sometimes I get a little lonely
Sometimes I get a little sad
Sometimes I get so sick and tired of people telling me
They're the best friends I ever had
So I just say to them
It's so empty in here
Sometimes I get a little angry
Sometimes I get a little mad
Sometimes I get so sick and tired of people telling me
Everything I do is so bad
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness that I feel
Just isn't real
What is that you're telling me
You can't get used to it
I just want to tell you one thing
Sometimes I get a little confused
Sometimes I just don't know
Sometimes I get a little sad
Sometimes I get so sick and tired of people telling me
They're the best friends I ever had
So I just say to them
It's so empty in here
Sometimes I get a little angry
Sometimes I get a little mad
Sometimes I get so sick and tired of people telling me
Everything I do is so bad
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness that I feel
Just isn't real
What is that you're telling me
You can't get used to it
I just want to tell you one thing
Sometimes I get a little confused
Sometimes I just don't know
Just don't know what to do
I don't want all you people telling me
That I'm some, I'm some crazy kind of fool
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness that I feel
Just isn't real
Oh that's just the way I feel
What are you trying to tell me?
I guess I just have to keep on singing
I guess I just have to go right on saying
Oh yeah I'm so empty
I don't want all you people telling me
That I'm some, I'm some crazy kind of fool
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness
I can't get used to all this emptiness that I feel
Just isn't real
Oh that's just the way I feel
What are you trying to tell me?
I guess I just have to keep on singing
I guess I just have to go right on saying
Oh yeah I'm so empty
by Death Menace July 14, 2023
Get the Emptinessmug. by spartantotal January 12, 2023
Get the Empty pleasuremug. noun phrase
When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.
The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.
When one's period feels like the world is going to end and only hugs, hot water bottles, and home cooking can allievate symptoms.
The phrase was popularised in East Croydon in the post pandemic era.
"I've had the heaviest thingy period in years and I am actually drained; well tonight I'm just an empty sack of skin."
by TheThirdJack October 4, 2021
Get the empty sack of skinmug. Fredrica talks so much shit! You would think that Empty Barrell was a politician if it wasn't for that ridiculous $2 outfit she's wearing.
by Oppressed cracker October 25, 2017
Get the Empty Barrelmug.