emotional lapdance

Verb: The act of stimulating someone's emotional needs. When you feel like you have to exhaust yourself in a performative act to satify the emotional needs of another.
"I just can't be with him anymore! He's too dependant on me emotionally. I feel like I have to give him an emotional lapdance everyday. The constant reassurance, the unending questions. Why do I feel like he wants me to be like his mother and his therapist?"
by CharlesMonty January 23, 2021
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emotional dummy

Someone who has unstable emotions, mostly having to do with love.
Ambrin is an emotional dummy, because she cannot choose who she likes and she changes her feelings
by Who's this? August 20, 2017
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Emotional infidelity

When your partner micro cheats on you it's emotional infidelity.
Messaging others for hook ups when there in a relationship
Emotional infidelity happened when a woman messaged me last night, she took screen grabs of messages between her and my boyfriend, now ex boyfriend. She wrote keep your man Cameron out of my Dm's and you deserve better
by Kinglord September 03, 2022
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emotional 69

Emotional 69 is just another fancier way of saying "You scratch my back, I scratch yours". Generally should be used in the workplace, or therapist sessions.
What I think you should do is commit to an emotional 69, both of you would benefit from this.
by 69AMoose November 26, 2019
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Emotional Budget

A strategy to conserve your emotional strength and or energy from being drained or depleted.
Jane is such a nag,I have an emotional budget for a day with her.
by Female Einstein August 26, 2021
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Emotional liability

Someone who preys on your emotions, a person in your life that makes you sad even if you give them all the love you can afford.
by Ikena April 08, 2021
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Sarcasm with emotions

When someone makes a sarcastic joke with their emotions.
Bob:"Hey, Sarah, wanna come hang out?"
Sarah:"Fuck no, you asshat! I hate your fucking guts!"
Bob: :'(
Sarah: "SARCASM WITH EMOTIONS!!!"
by SteveGuy68927 July 05, 2013
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