Elonza

So Elonza is the best boyfriend you can ask for he make me laugh for his attention and happy when sad and you will be so stupid for leaving him cuz at the end of the day he make me happy and smile and laugh we had so many great memories like the time we would sit be hind my bed and talk and the time we would walk the dog and the time he would go with me to the bus stop I miss it all

Elonza if your reading this I really do love you

You the best boyfriend elonza

No one call him elonza

by Amicam January 28, 2019

elonids

A visual sighting of Elon Musk's Starlink satellites, appearing as a moving string of pearls in the near astronomical twilight sky.

I saw the elonids last night, they really upstaged the geminids.

by td47 November 25, 2019

Elongated Furby

Furbies but like, long.

“That furby is long, I think it’s a elongated furby.”

“Britney shut up nobody cares about your sex life.”

by JesusCheezeIt November 9, 2019

Elongated Penas

A Phrase That Is Shouted Out At Random (Mostly By Santa Claus) That Refers To Someone Or Something Penis Or Penises.

"Elongated Penas. OOOHHH YEAH!"

by TobyTheGemmyGuy March 18, 2020

elon

1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.

1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.

by sleeplesseye March 18, 2020

Elon Musk

The ceo of SpaceX and a guy that smokes weed.

"Do you know Elon Musk?" - Someone who knows about spacex
"The guy who smokes weed?" - Me

by A guy that is useless June 8, 2020

eloni

eloni is a beautiful girl , she is crazy asf , and she can talk a lot abt someone and they will never know cause she slick like that 😏she mad crazy but she a funny ass person but she falls in love with the ugly ass curly heads 😭 chile anyways - i support you🥰

eloni : i am gay

jr : i know baby

eloni : why would you think that

jr : nvm cutie

eloni : “ tehehe “ * continues to lick his butt*

by Bri25 September 14, 2020