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Edward Beerhands

A drinking game where you duct tape a beer or other alcoholic beverage into each hand securely (usually a 3rd party needs to assist), and you must not remove the duct tape until both drinks have been consumed. This game is best played with '40's' or 'longnecks' for greatest effect.

The game ensures if you need to eat, visit the bathroom or any other activity, that you either finish your drinks quickly, or enlist the assistance of a trusted drinking companion.
Derickk: Hey Mammoet, wanna play edward beerhands to really get this party started?
Mammoet: Sure! I'll get the duct tape, you get the beers!
by dvt81 November 20, 2014
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Edward Wright

He thinks he’s a roadman because of his brother , he’s a weak guy that doesn’t punch anyone in a boxing fight, he is fouseytube
by Gamer boy1 October 26, 2020
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edwardtard__

a sexy mf
yo that dude is an edwardtard__ u should ask him out
by garbageopinions May 16, 2021
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Edward Cabrera

Baseball player in the Marlins organization most famously for his mlb the show card
I hate facing Edward Cabrera in MLB the show with his outlier sinker
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Edward Kenway

The only good assassin/pirate in the entire franchise.
Blackbeard: Alright, lads. I’ll give you Blackbeard’s honest opinion. You ask me, "Can this new captain promise you a life of prizes, plunder, and adventure?" Aye. Amongst all the gentlemen of fortune sailing these West Indies, he ranks amongst the most clever. There was a time when I thought myself the deadliest scourge of these seas. But this man... he's like a fearsome dog. Feeds off trouble and turmoil. I seen him clear the deck of a Spanish galleon like it were nothing. Fighting like a devil dressed as a man. And he’s the kind of man knows his way around every crack and crevice of these islands. So if it's fortune and adventure you seek, then Captain Edward Kenway’s your man. Only... don't meddle in his private affairs. For there's more mystery in that man than even I dare ask
by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
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Kenneth Edward Owens II

A rapper who also goes by FutaMane
Ay, Kenneth Edward Owens II, when are you gonna drop that new album "FutaLovin"?!?!
by ImJayOng May 10, 2022
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The Old Cedric To Edward

1: When someone really cool, polite, and yet unpopular goes up a notch on the Asshole Scale.
2: When someone realizes their true identity as a homosexual. Tends to happen after a bad relationship, or getting killed by Lord Voldemort.
1:
Person 1: Dude, what is Cam doing with the popular kids?
Person 2: Oh, as they walked by us earlier, he knocked my tray of the table, so they invited him to go sit with them.
Person 1: Well, he really pulled the old Cedric to Edward on us, didn't he?
Person 2: I know! What an asshole!
2:
Person 1: Did hear about Jerry and Rosalin?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm glad Jerry finally broke up with her!
Person 1: But did you hear that he's dating a dude now?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: Yeah! I'm glad though, he's seemed so much happier since he pulled the old Cedric to Edward.
by ruk182 February 7, 2010
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