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eating grapes

Living the good life.

In the lap of luxury with not a care in the world.

Background image: the movies always portraying a kingly or noble figure getting fed grapes by an attractive female (or male)
Sad to hear Bob is retiring next week.

Naw...he'll be eating grapes somewhere off the coast of Hawaii.
by Mezie August 7, 2012
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death eating crackers

When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.
I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.
by Playon September 4, 2006
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Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)

The compulsion to eat an inordinate amount of food after experiencing something marginally traumatizing. For example, ordering a "Gotta Have It"-size ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery and snarfing it quickly, then giving the excuse that one had surgery over two weeks ago.
"Did you see how much Karen ate after telling us about her latest breakup?""Yeah, she was definitely suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)."
by SamR1203 June 16, 2008
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eating a burger with no honey mustard

eating a burger with no honey mustard is a sign of disrespect... You should never do this as its illegal. ILLEGAL!11!!q1
by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022
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dragon earring

A jewelry item worn by a warlock in times of loneliness when on a great quest for his beloved maiden. Best if accompanied by wooden staff and dragon ring(s!).
"Oh my god, he's wearing the dragon earring. run away...fast!"
or:
"the dragon earring nearly reached his shoulder. my, the snout hung low."
by horrified maiden May 6, 2008
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Quit Eating My Quails

the greatest musical group to ever exist. EVER. Its masterfully played by two guys with a microphone and a whole lotta bud.
Hanz: Dude, have you heard of Quit Eating My Quails?

Max: Fuck yeah bro!! best band ever!!!!!!

Hanz: totally man. wanna go hang out at an elementary school?

Max: You know me so well.
by AcurledUpCheeto! September 2, 2010
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eating out

Oral sex performed on a woman. Licking pussy. Cunnilingus.
When I rub and finger my tight pussy, I imagine that a hot guy is licking my clit and sucking my cunt, or "eating me out". That thought makes me horny and wet. Mmmm...
by SexxxiTori May 28, 2005
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