spooky dookie

when you shit in the dark because it’s too bright to shit with the head ass light on

“hey dawg, i’m taking a spooky dookie right about now”
“really? your so epic for that”

by mansstealer21 November 12, 2019

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

dookie dick

Dookie Dick; Having a brown substance,especially poop,on the end of one's penis.

Man, I dont know what I did at the party last night after getting drunk,but I woke up with dookie dick this morning!

by Caline March 19, 2014

girl dookie

means a girl is bullshitting/full of shit/aint talking about nothing but shit .

Friend - “Girl I just got 50k from my ex! I’m outsideee.”

You - “Girl dookie ! You lying 😂😂😂.”

by 1lorkhloo August 1, 2023

Dookie Bookie

you got 5-0’d on cod? You’re dookie bookie.

you’re mad 5-0 you’re dookie bookie

by TheHashSlingingShlasher January 28, 2023

dookie pusher

Man inserting penis into a man's rectum.

Man I think he's gay, heard he's a dookie pusher.

by HESKINDAEVIL July 1, 2017

Dooky Dance

The event of getting penetrated by a 7.62 caliber bullet in the abdominal region.

I caught an opp (Sir Cornelius the Third) slippin' on tha block and I made that nigga do the dooky dance after I whipped out the drac!

by bootyeatingbandit January 31, 2020