pocket donut

The presence of a tin of chewing tobacco (i.e skoal, copenhagen, redman, beechnut, or kodiak), printing it's outline through clothing. The tin has a round shape not dissimilar from that of a donut.

Her pants were so tight I couldn't help but notice her pocket donut.

by Grant Janssen August 14, 2007

donut punchers

another term for the gay man

My roommate just told me he is a fucking donut puncher

by Rooster January 29, 2005

jelly donut

When a girl or guy (for all you fags out there) gets cum in the face & then is punched in the nose or lip to mix cum & blood to make pink pearl jam. Sorry Eddie.

Me & my girl are into sadomasochism so i gave her a gruesome jelly donut last night & in the morning she kicked me in the balls. "Hey bitch, you're getting a Dirty Tony Sanchez tonight!"

by sikwill October 21, 2005

butt donut

An inflatable ring cushion for old people with bad joints or pathetic losers who crack, chip or bruise their tailbone/butt.

When Brigitte was sent careening down the snowy hill and smashed her tailbone into some rocks at the bottom, she eventually had to buy a butt donut to sit on for 6-8 weeks.

by kittens1236 December 12, 2009

Purple Donut

The purple ring around a black girls ass hole.

Damn can you believe that guy just ate a purple donut?!?!?

by T.J, January 5, 2008

Donut Sammich

A donut sammich is when you get a donut (any type of donut) and slam it inbetween 2 slices of bread. You may or may not have butter. This is a delicious sammich.
Try one today!

Joe and Justin: We love Donut Sammich's!
Vic: Woo!

by DonutSammichKing01 August 15, 2008

Hertz Donut

A common school prank, used as the subject of a mostly nonsensical joke in Cory McAbee's film 'The American Astronaut'.

"When he asked the boy if he would like a Hertz Donut, the boy said 'Not if you're gonna stab me in the eye with a pencil'. 'I wouldn't even touch ya', said Mr Stevenson.

"So when the boy agreed, he presented him with a photograph of the young man's fiancée at a bachelor party, on some guy's table, fuckin' herself with a beer bottle.

"As tears filled the young man's eyes, Mr Stevenson was heard to say 'Hertz donut'"

by MrBoyt February 28, 2010