1. A DJ that uses a laptop to perform and mix music with the assistance of midi controllers, CD or vinyl turntables with timecode.
2. A DJ who cannot mix without pressing sync.
3. A kid in his early teens who buys a numark mixtrack and tells all his friends he's a "super cool dj" when he cannot mix at all.
2. A DJ who cannot mix without pressing sync.
3. A kid in his early teens who buys a numark mixtrack and tells all his friends he's a "super cool dj" when he cannot mix at all.
S3rl - Press Play Walk Away:
Press play, walk away
I'm your laptop DJ
I don't know how to mix
So I just click on sync
Press play, walk away
I'm your laptop DJ
I don't know how to mix
So I just click on sync
by theo880 November 12, 2013
The worst rapper ever to grace God's green earth. He makes Soulja Boy look like Rakim. He raps on theeyeofmusik.newgrounds.com and claims to sell beats for $5000 a piece, yet he can't afford a decent microphone. He runs an internet rap crew called "RMP" that USED to have decent rappers in it, but they all left because DJ SES was being a little bitch. See Internet Gangster, E-Thug, ETC. He also got sonned by MC Mercury, Naysly, Kill Bill AKA NiteMare, and pretty much every rapper he's ever come in contact with.
Guy 1: "Damn son, you hear that new DJ SES joint?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it made me want to gut myself and chew on my own intestines to block out the pain that was caused by his intense whackness that he calls music."
Guy 1: "DAMN, that shit must've been fucking whack"
Guy 2: *Guts himself and chews on intestines*
Guy 1: Let's listen to some Kill Bill.
Guy 2: "Yeah, it made me want to gut myself and chew on my own intestines to block out the pain that was caused by his intense whackness that he calls music."
Guy 1: "DAMN, that shit must've been fucking whack"
Guy 2: *Guts himself and chews on intestines*
Guy 1: Let's listen to some Kill Bill.
by KBDAGOD November 12, 2010
This guy is an awesome DJ. He loves to mix up formulae while on the decks. He is never without his sidekick, MC Poisson
by Barry June 04, 2004
No Curlystyle, a closet Dj is a person who is just making their own music using music-making programs in the comfort of their own home.
You don't have to be famous Dj in order to be a ''real'' Dj, you just have to either make your own, or remix other trax.
You don't have to be famous Dj in order to be a ''real'' Dj, you just have to either make your own, or remix other trax.
Sick Boy: Did ye hear Dj V4ND4L'S new track?! It's fukkin' superb!
Renton: Ah yeh, I have indeed!
Sick Boy: Do ye think she'll get signed?
Renton: I hope so, but she's a closet Dj, well for now atleast.
Renton: Ah yeh, I have indeed!
Sick Boy: Do ye think she'll get signed?
Renton: I hope so, but she's a closet Dj, well for now atleast.
by V4ND4L June 07, 2009
Birmingham (UK) Raised DJ Noize, Known for using multiple turntables and involving Hip-Hop & Accapellas in his Drum&Bass sets.
by KnowledgeMag July 20, 2008
The multicolored, striped or squared casual-dressing shirts. Most people buy them from American Eagle or Aeropostale.
DJ Wear comes from my high-school where a guy named DJ wore them alot before everybody else started to wear them.
DJ Wear comes from my high-school where a guy named DJ wore them alot before everybody else started to wear them.
by the swede April 24, 2005
by thatonegirl October 22, 2003