muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.

bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up

by SugarRay August 3, 2007

munch diving

the act of indulging in food much as you would pussy if you were muff diving.

Damn Max, you must be hungry cause you sure are munch diving into that salad.

by timmy tato July 25, 2008

alaskan sky-diving

the act of jumping off an elavated location and penetrating a females anus.

i got quaded by some sky divers last night, at the doctors now with the doctor........he dives from 40000ft up feeelllllllsssssss so goood. rips just a bit but some neosporin from time to time heals my cunt right up.

Alaskan sky-diving

by neosporin fucker June 7, 2012

Disingenuine

to be fake; not mean it

Jasdeep: hey Nirmal you'll miss me wont' you?
NIrmal: FOR SURE!
Jasdeep: you sound so disingenuine

by Jasdeep21321 December 9, 2008

Scuba Diving

When a guy slides a hand down his pants without realizing it. Normally happens while watching T.V.

Hey bro my girlfriend is coming over, will you make sure your not scuba diving in front of her like you always do.

by teitezzy January 3, 2011

diving

More subjective than merely surfing the web, diving involves the delving through layers of websites and old hyperlinks while searching for something that lies within the watery depths of the internet.

While diving, the webmaster encountered his old favorite recepie for chicken a la king, not to mention the old English lady's secret to prize-winning blueberry cobbler.

by Xopher November 26, 2005

Disingenuous

A word that gets thrown around in discussions in order to discredit an opposing side, sometimes for stating facts that one side couldn't refute. Often used by individuals to project and can be a gateway to Ad hominem.

Person 1: You're spewing nonsense and being disingenuous.

Person 2: I provided information and sources and you choose to ignore it, how am I being disingenuous?

Person 1: So.....you're not disingenuous. You're just full of shit.

Person 2: *facepalm* What does it even means anymore?

by Idiot Finder April 7, 2020