Disney brain

A person on vacation who thinks nothing bad can happen to them.

Because of her Disney brain, the woman set her child on the bison's back for a photo-op, never thinking that the wild animal could injure the child.

by Black Heart Irene July 30, 2020

disney dance

The perfect ending to a story.

Bob thought that the divorce papers were a disney dance to his horrible day.

by Thebestnameonthesite October 10, 2009

Disney Counter

The act of playing a disney film after watching a horror movie to counteract the effects the horror movie put on you, aka "THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE" syndrome.

Will is a wuss, and after watching The Exorcist he disney countered with The Little Mermaid because he's that much of a lameass.

by lions embrace June 22, 2011

disney contract

Something Jake Paul doesn't get.

Disney contract = Jake Paul's enemy , shot out to homie Owen Wentzell

by 1829281928 November 2, 2017

The Disney Affect

The affect that a Disney/Pixar movie has on your life; This affect can last anywhere between days, weeks, months, even years. During this affect, you might find it hard to go out in public. You will always have the urge to burst out into a full chorus song and dance, similar to the song that was performed in the movie. Unfortunately, the only cure for this affect is to shut down Disney, and destroy every movie that Disney/Pixar has ever made, but we all know that will never happen........so you're pretty much screwed. So instead of sucking it up and locking yourself away from humanity, just go outside; Embrace your Disney side; Even though you might think that no one knows what you are going through, just remember, anyone who has ever watched a Disney movie has gone through this affect.

Carlos: Wow, Frozen was a pretty cool movie! Elsa is so hot! And it had so many great songs!
Tim: I know, right ?
*Jim Bob enters the room excitedly*
Jim Bob: Guys! Come look! It's snowing! We should go build a snow man!!!
*Carlos and Tim look nervously into each other's eyes*
Tim: ....... It's coming.
Carlos, Tim: ~DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????????????~
Jim Bob: OH NO!!!!! It's the Disney Affect

by maddie_nicole March 6, 2016

Disney Ring

The championship ring won by the Los Angeles Lakers in the 2019-20 NBA season that doesn’t count. This makes LeBron’s finals record 3-6 instead of 4-6

Retard - LeBron James has won 4 championships!

Normal, Sensible Person - No LeBum only has won 3 championships because the Disney Ring doesn’t count.

by 5brodude January 24, 2023

Disney Channel

A channel that begins the acting careers of teens trying to make it in the business. Some might think it is "gay" but it is a good channel for upcoming stars.

It helps keep them grounded, and I believe that it is a good place to begin a career. The shows are unrealistic - but what's your point? If you want reality - stop wasting your time watching TV. Television is supposed to give a sense of escapism to the viewers, to somewhat take us into the life that is not real.

For example:
HANNAH MONTANA - Of course if you just put on a wig people will still know it's you, but this is for the purpose of entertainment people.

THAT'S SO RAVEN - She can't really see into the future, but who cares she's foolish and makes me giggle.

THE SUITE LIFE - Awesome show! That is so bias but I don't care. It is funny and has some very very nice eye-candy.

PHINEAS AND FERB - The stuff they do is not actually possible, but get over it!

Etc, etc

Person 1: Do you watch Disney Channel?
Person 2: Yeah sometimes
Person 1: Those shows are unrealistic
Person 2: Get over it. I like it and you don't have to.

by ShortyLovesSprouse January 14, 2009