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Disney contract = Jake Paul's enemy , shot out to homie Owen Wentzell
by 1829281928 November 2, 2017
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Disney Love

Convincing yourself you're in love with someone when it's actually an unhealthy chemical response to basic human decency due to deprivation of emotional intimacy from your peers and lack of healthy relationship examples in your life and the object of your affection may be totally wrong for you and irrational but they're only person providing you positive attention.

See: all Disney princesses, puppies.
Look in the sky, it's a bird, it's a man, no it's disney love ruining everyone's life.
Can you believe Jonas got disney loved last week? Poor fellow.
by xacwat January 3, 2017
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Disney brain

A person on vacation who thinks nothing bad can happen to them.
Because of her Disney brain, the woman set her child on the bison's back for a photo-op, never thinking that the wild animal could injure the child.
by Black Heart Irene July 30, 2020
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Disney Counter

The act of playing a disney film after watching a horror movie to counteract the effects the horror movie put on you, aka "THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE" syndrome.
Will is a wuss, and after watching The Exorcist he disney countered with The Little Mermaid because he's that much of a lameass.
by lions embrace June 22, 2011
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Disney Ring

The championship ring won by the Los Angeles Lakers in the 2019-20 NBA season that doesn’t count. This makes LeBron’s finals record 3-6 instead of 4-6
Retard - LeBron James has won 4 championships!

Normal, Sensible Person - No LeBum only has won 3 championships because the Disney Ring doesn’t count.
by 5brodude January 24, 2023
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disney princess

Snow white and the seven 3rd graders, since some of these disney princesses (JAP Jewish American Princesses as known by their non-Jewish families, another term for spoiled brat that thinks everyone owes them a red carpet, an applause, and a celebration) love kids so much that they can't help but to hang out with other people's kids all the time. Everywhere you see one of the disney princesses, she's with a different group of other people's kids hanging out.
She's becoming more like a disney princess every day, she models for the cartoonists and comic book artists as either Supergirl with the balls of steel three sizes too big or as the Disney princess from the small town, which was probably why she wanted to conquer vast territories and claim them as her own or demolish boundaries (and beloved buildings/landmarks in the process). Napoleon and Hitler were both people she thought of as heroes, people she had a great admiration for, except she thought she was going to be even greater than both of them combined because she was a girl and they were morally inferior males.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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Disney Channel

A channel that begins the acting careers of teens trying to make it in the business. Some might think it is "gay" but it is a good channel for upcoming stars.

It helps keep them grounded, and I believe that it is a good place to begin a career. The shows are unrealistic - but what's your point? If you want reality - stop wasting your time watching TV. Television is supposed to give a sense of escapism to the viewers, to somewhat take us into the life that is not real.

For example:
HANNAH MONTANA - Of course if you just put on a wig people will still know it's you, but this is for the purpose of entertainment people.

THAT'S SO RAVEN - She can't really see into the future, but who cares she's foolish and makes me giggle.

THE SUITE LIFE - Awesome show! That is so bias but I don't care. It is funny and has some very very nice eye-candy.

PHINEAS AND FERB - The stuff they do is not actually possible, but get over it!

Etc, etc
Person 1: Do you watch Disney Channel?
Person 2: Yeah sometimes
Person 1: Those shows are unrealistic
Person 2: Get over it. I like it and you don't have to.
by ShortyLovesSprouse January 14, 2009
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