Defis

Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus.; feces.

I left muh Defis in the toilet cause i was too lazy to flush it.

by Dubya Bush June 11, 2008

deficate

To take a shit or crap.

I deficated on my neighbor's front porch.

by Fetus Humper October 4, 2005

A Good Definition

1. NOT about a person that you know but no one else cares about, even if you think they do.
2. NOT about you.
3. NOT about violent sexual positions.
4. NOT similar to any other definition
5. NOT offensive to us editors :p
6. ORIGINAL!
Do all this and your suggestion will msot likely get published!

1. Emma
OMG i love emma SO MUCH! she is so hawt, good in bed and wild... i have no life did i mention that?
2. Tony
i have such a huge cock! its like 3 inches!
3.Pink Sock
when ya fucking a girl up the ass, and you punch her in the gut so hard her intestines pop out
4. Emo
We don't cut ourselves!
5. Editors
fuck em
6. rqt
see: rot
NONE OF THESE MAKE A GOOD DEFINITION!
Besides no. 6 :3

by Dr. Crowley March 28, 2009

Urban Dictionary Definition Edit

Resubmitting a word copying and pasting the definition and then correcting it's grammar.

Bill: I care bare read this entry for booty.
Ted: Just do an Urban Dictionary Definition Edit for it.
Bill: How? I still don't know what this person means!

by imthatawesome October 25, 2012

accurate definiton

Something not found on urbandictionary.com

Person 1: Hey, today I was reading a very accurate definiton on urban dictionary that said giraffes use their long necks to reach up into the sky and stab birds with their horns!

Person 2: Really? I thought they just reached up into trees to get at leaves

Person 1: Nah, that's a common misconception. Just check out urbandictionary.com, it'll set you straight. You know, dictionaries are always right!

by whatifidon'thaveaname December 6, 2009

girl defined

when jesus comes back alive and just says "yo god doesn't exist" but a person is still convinced gad exist

literally nobody:

a Girl defined: "Hey jesus doesn't know whats up, I do "

by balor beans May 19, 2019

Definitely the pancakes

Used as a comical response to any "Who did it" question.
Also a popular blog on wordpress.

"Who commited the crime"
"It was definitely the pancakes!"

by Ohholyoneandrew February 2, 2009