December 23

National grab titties day, grab some bitch’s titties! Go for it

aye its December 23, time to grab some titties

by dicksucker84 November 19, 2019

December 2nd

Your milk is spoiled no matter what so pour it down the drain. Let's see who gets in trouble🤣

December 2nd:

*pours milk down drain

Me: Mom, we jus ran out of milk
Mom: Whatchu talm 'bout?! I bought a full gallon yesterday!
Me: It's December 2nd
Mom: The expiration date said the 20th!
Me: But it's December 2nd so I poured it down the drain
Mom: Well it's 5:00 so I'm coming home to beat your ass

by BabygirlNiara November 12, 2019

December 21st

The hottest people are born
A true friend
Your crush will ask you out

Crush Damn she is fine
Friend yeah and she a ture friend
Crush's friend yeah cause she born in December 21st

by 5e6e6eyeyye December 1, 2019

December 24

Itzzz Christmas biiissss. 🎄🎉🎁
If you born this day you Jezus. 🥺

Witny:What day is it today?
Brad:Its December 24th
Witny:Christmas tiiiiimmeeeee!!!! 🎄🎉🎁
Witny:I don't want a luck for Christmas there is just one thing I neeed!

by electriicXneptune November 14, 2019

December 28

December 28 is national girl say yes day

December 28 is day that all the girls have to say yes for everything you ask

by lucemburk33we3 November 19, 2019

December 26

A god was born on 26/12/2006

Whait are you relly A god
Yep i am born on december 26 2006

by December 26 November 24, 2019

December 21

National eat an Armenian day, you find the most Armenian person you know and eat the literal shit out of them No silverware allowed

December 21, It’s national eat an Armenian day, Nysbahvah you better look out

by Harryblunt December 6, 2019