Net damage

A word used sometimes in pokemon combat. It refers to the average damage of the move if used infinite times.
The formula for calculating it is

NET DAMAGE= BASE DAMAGE × ACCURACY

Fire Blast is has a net damage of 93.5, while Flamethrower has a net damage of 90, so Fire Blast is better.

by Gregorovich August 1, 2023

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Smoke damage

It’s when a white girl has sex with a black male.

Hey man, That white girl talks funny. You need to make sure she doesn’t have any smoke damage. Oh shit, Her last boyfriend was a guy named Tyrone. Get out of there quick she has smoke damage.

by Phil Suckaloosie September 24, 2023

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statuetory damages

What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.

Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.

by QuacksO March 21, 2025

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What you ask for in a lawsuit against an audio-equipment manufacturer due to your stereo's loudspeakers having a dull muffled "muddy" sound instead of producing crisp high-frequencies as they are supposed to.

I am amazed that anyone would bother suing for treble damages; since many audiophiles --- especially the younger ones --- complain that their systems don't produce enough BASS... usually the midrange and high notes come through just fine.

by QuacksO September 4, 2019

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Damage

1. Putting a hurtin on something, like a puzzle or a plate of food.

2. Unintentionally collaborating with another to cause chaos in this world.

1. DJ: Hey BJ, want to help me solve this puzzle?
BJ: Yeah dude I got you.

BJ: *starts putting puzzle pieces in place*
BJ: *whispers* damage, damage, damage, damage, damage, damage...

2. BJ: So wait, they were together for that long?
DJ: Yeah dude, it's a classic case of bisexual boy does damage with bisexual girl and vice versa.

by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024

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