Cooter Slap

Slapping a female in her genitalia to inflict pain.

He cooter slapped the shit out of her! That is what she gets for the junk punch.

by ThatGuyFromIdaho July 23, 2015

cooter swamper

1. An extremely attractive person

2. Anything sure to turn a female on

1. "Ooh girl, I just saw my neighbor with his shirt off, can you say cooter swamper? I think I need a cold shower. "
2. "Bitches can't resist the romantic types, romance=instant cooter swamper ."

by Twelve Foot Yeti June 19, 2016

cooter cooler

A "cooter cooler" is a person who pours water inside the shorts of a woman athlete/fighter to cool her during an event/fight.

cooter cooler sports woman shorts water iight

by Sindi_cat May 5, 2016

cooter casserole

A metaphor and/or (sexual) acronym used to describe the the oral pleasuring or better known as eating, of female anatomy (vagina).

My girls coming over tonight, I hope I'm having cooter casserole for dinner.

by Jwood3111 May 19, 2016

[Cooter dew]

The moist spot on your girl in the early morning.

Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?

by Kthenewway May 18, 2016

Cootergawk

A male who suddenly approaches unsuspecting women in a public places to follow and observe them in order to achieve self satisfaction. Often wears sunglasses and pretends to talk on telephone as not to be caught.

Greg stopped working so he could cootergawk several women walking to the bathroom.

by FDOT May 18, 2016

Cooter Quake

A fart so powerful the it vibrates your labia.

I farted so loud it gave me a cooter quake.

by Corezore June 17, 2016