fucking cunt

A person who is a cunt to the level of fucking. One level higher than cunt, one level lower than motherfucking cunt, and two levels below thundercunt.

My ex is such a fucking cunt. She told everyone I pissed my pants during the party last night.

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

cunt-act

An act that is not only cunt-like, but somehow, ineffably goes against all the principles of mateship that we currently abide by. It implies a selfish inconsideration of others, and perhaps.... yes, an active ill-will in some cases. When uttered, "cunt-act" (or "cunts-act") is often accompanied by a mournful shake of the head.

Yo, trAse, taking the last beer was a fucking cunt-act and you know it :grr:

by becy December 27, 2004

CUNT SANDWICH

The living embodiment of a cunt. A female regardless of age who continues to show lack of remorse for outlandish behavior or terrible attitude. Sexual acts in a dishonest way towards a boyfriend or significant other also play into the equation.

Cunt sandwich:blah blah! Fuck u that’s why I cheated on you u ugly fuck
Baffled individual:wow your being a real cunt sandwich. Smh

by Tits on a Rug December 18, 2017

Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.

Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.

by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009

Cheating Cunt

A slimeball that cheats at football.

Thierry Henry is a cheating cunt

by DerangedAngel November 20, 2009

cunt-fetti

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a white flake like substance. Usually found on the base of the penis after sexual intercourse and/or sprinkled on the surface below where the intercourse took place.

The sex was great, but the cunt-fetti was all over!

by Taco17 July 31, 2007

cunt mullet

a term for an unkempt female pubis, what happens when a lady doesn't shave her bush

Heather had a giant mane of red hair on her head, but I wanted to know if the carpet matched the drapes. One day I was drilling her and as she took off her panties I was glad to see a beautiful orange cunt mullet.

by Tavarez Suarez January 13, 2009