cumber

A cumber is defined as either 1) the amount of times he/she made you cum in a single session or 2) the number used to define how well he/she made you cum in a single session.

"Oh my god, his cumber is off the charts."
"My cumber last night was like trying to divide by zero: immeasurable."
"What's your record cumber?" "I dunno, could barely remember my fucking name, let alone my cumber."

by hammocksandspoons May 8, 2017

Cumbersum

Cucumber + Cucumber = Sum
Sum + Cucumber = Cumbersum

This guy wouldn't stop laughing about the word cumbersum

by Cumbersum Guy March 11, 2019

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

by Dinardi January 7, 2021

Wisconsin Cumberbun

The act of inserting cheese of any variety into a man or woman's anus using only your feet.

Tom: Did you smell his feet?
Rich: Yeah smells like he performed like three Wisconsin Cumberbuns last night.

by Cheese Coquette March 14, 2011

chumble spuzz

A quick action or a gesture that involves a champagne enema whethter the victim is clothed or naked.

I am going to chumble spuzz YOU!

by Rafael & Co. January 29, 2008

CUMBEANS

When you spit and cum and bleed in a girls pussy after sex, and she doesnt wanna produce aliens from her vagina so she squats and lets the juices dribble out....SQUISHY!!

last night after me and kara had nasty nord sex got crazy and let the cumbeans out in my mouth.

by 7 March 10, 2004

cumberbitch

Someone who doesn't like Benedict Cumberbatch. It's a shame that anyone wouldn't like the amazing actor and the man with a smile to stop hearts. The best course of action when you see one is to, obviously, bring out a knife, stab them 69 times, and leave.

Bill #1 : "Hey Bill, don't you love Butternut Cri- I mean Benedict Cumberpatch?"

Bill #2 : "No Bill, that's hella gay."

Bill :1 : "Well you're a cumberbitch. *stabs Bill 69 nine times in the stomach*

by helloyesamgoodboy August 3, 2018