crystal

Crystal - as in "solid", or "cool", like "are we cool?" "crystal."

1: Are we cool?
2: Crystal.

1: Yeah dude, it was totally awesome!
2: Crystal.

1: Are you ok?
2: Crystal

Instead of "Cooooooooool", use "Crystal".

by Cronoberrychef2 October 6, 2009

gayden crystalmeth

Insult for wooden canadian actor hayden christensen.

"I'm deeply sorry, master. My wooden acting embarrasses you."
Gayden crystalmeth is a sausage smuggler.
If the editor is a girl, this won't get published because she'll say
"like OMg Hayden is teh hizzot!!111eleven1one!!"

by Adrian December 28, 2005

crystal crunch

to physically induce a knarly head blow "donkey punch" right at the point of total extacy while ROLLIN A FATTEY puddle of the finest meth.

that bitch was goin to town on my shit, and right when i blew it down her throat i gave that slut the CRYSTAL CRUNCH!!

by Jenn Jen and Just-in-Case April 27, 2006

Harris Academy Crystal Palace yr 8s

Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight

Harris Academy Crystal Palace yr 8s

by Harris Academy Palace Yr 8 December 9, 2020

Crystal Russe

The combination of Crown Russe vodka with Crystal Light and water to create a beverage that tastes like candy and leads to an unavoidable blackout.

Many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it's lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that Crystal Light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.

"How did you blow a .20, it three o'clock in the afternoon?"

"I drank some Crystal Russe last night"

by Raderade December 5, 2009

Crystin Collette

An amazing, funny, awesome Youtuber. Who is vegetarian and loves animals! She also loves cows.

Crystin Collette is so funny!

by AwesomePants July 9, 2012

crystal dove

A token of love given from one person to another. Meant to upstage other couples that are around when the gift is received. A crystal dove can be a bouquet of flowers or a diamond ring. The gift itself is not the important thing. The important thing about a crystal dove is that it makes the person giving the gift look better than there surrounding associates or friends.

Tanisha was hanging out a bar with all her friends who were coupled up. In walks Mark with a crystal dove for Tanisha. Tanisha is overjoyed and the envy of all her friends. The spouses of all her friends were left looking empty handed and dumbfounded.

by BroncosLover1 October 6, 2012