Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

Crystal Sea

Crystal Sea is an amazing woman full of depth and integrity. She holds you close but also has the ability to teach you lessons by pushing you away from the comfort of being stagnant. She has multi- faucets and is always evolving. Crystal Sea is as the Ocean; pulled like tides by the Moon. You will most likely fall head over heels for her and lose your breath.

She is usually referred to as 'Sea'.

Don't be fooled by her appearance. There is a lot going on in there.

I wish I were near Crystal Sea.

by SphericalNonsense October 19, 2020

Crystal pvp

The deadliest minecraft pvp method used on the deadliest of minecraft servers

OH SHIT I JUST GOT D-TAPPED IN MINECRAFT CRYSTAL PVP
- noob 2022

by JesterPenetrate November 14, 2022

Kentucky Crystal

When in the act of oral sex the man spits on the females pussy licks the spit back up and gargles the mix of the pussy secretions and salivia before spitting it once again on the females sex organs and repeating the act several times while saying Crystal. The male can finally stop when the female can understand the male and that he is saying Crystal then smacks him in the face, unless her name is Crystal.

Sean says "Dude what happened to your face?"
Alan "Last night I was giving my girl the Kentucky Crystal and..."
Sean "Oh I see, Martha was not impressed huh"
Alan "Not at all"

by ~PK💋 March 1, 2019

Crystal Clear

When its really cold, the womans' nipples are piercing through her white tee shirt.

"her crystal clear nips were showing during class"

by jacky jack November 18, 2009

crystal ball

after a girl squirts her load into her lover's mouth, her lover spits it back into her mouth. if they care to, they can orally pass the squirt load back and forth. it's similar to snowballing, however, girl cum is clear, making it a crystal ball, instead of a snowball.

"After I found out my girlfriend could squirt, I wanted to crystal ball her!"

by cathlex May 27, 2009

Crystal Balls

1. The straight forward approach that some psychics have when delivering information to a client.

2. This term is also used by psychics when talking about clients who expect readings for free or when referencing nasty clients.

The client that I read for last evening has a real set of "crystal balls." She expected me to wave a magick wand and make her boyfriend call her.

by Street Smart Psychic June 9, 2010