a trust fund traveler that wears dirty clothes and attempts to mask his suburban upbringing and live the life of a crusty punk. Typically, they sleep on couches, bum money for booze, have a dog, do not shower and create spectacles of themselves due to there immature age and lack of alcohol tolerance...and because they think it is cool. These kids almost always have platinum debit cards in there pockets and aren't really all that tough.
The trusty crusty made certain that no one saw him use the ATM before he walked to the corner store to beg for change for his morning Thunderbird.
by corner store February 23, 2010
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"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'
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Undercloths that have been soaked with sperm either from repeated coitus(not likely) or self masturbation (oh yeah)
by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004
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by junethug December 31, 2009
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To describe a lower class person, (Offensive) Someone who can't afford (Or just doesn't want to look like a TOOL) Aeropostal, and or Abercrombie, Hollister ect. Someone who looks as if they never bathe.
Someone who you assume smells, although you're always dodging them in the hallway for fear that your nostrils will fill with their putrid sent.
A word created by people who are, for lack of a better word, insecure about themselves.
To describe a lower class person, (Offensive) Someone who can't afford (Or just doesn't want to look like a TOOL) Aeropostal, and or Abercrombie, Hollister ect. Someone who looks as if they never bathe.
Someone who you assume smells, although you're always dodging them in the hallway for fear that your nostrils will fill with their putrid sent.
A word created by people who are, for lack of a better word, insecure about themselves.
"Oh, dude. That chick is so crusty!"
"Why? Just because she can't afford douchebag clothes like you?"
"Exactly."
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"That's crusty."
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"Why? Just because she can't afford douchebag clothes like you?"
"Exactly."
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"That's crusty."
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by Michael Pottttts March 7, 2011
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