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Crocaditisosis

A disease when a male over the age of 10 wears crocs, causing him to look like a dumbass.
Most people over the age of 27 who live with there mom, have a severe case of Crocaditisosis.
by Noltons4 August 19, 2009
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Chocschmallow

A sexual act involving the 2 parties. Where the one that needs to poop gets a marshmallow shoved up the rectum. The other (male) climaxes in their rectum. Finally the "marshmallower" feeds the "climaxee" the marshmallow, excrement and and all.
That girl gave me the biggest chocschmallow last night.
by Lick my Lunchbox August 24, 2014
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Crocford

What Rockford, MI students lovingly call their hometown
Crocford sucked until I got caught vaping in the highschool bathroom! Now everyone is acting like I’m a god.
by Iamyourvapelord July 9, 2018
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Davey Crockett

A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.
I met a girl in texas this weekend. We visited the Alamo and after she let me try the Davey Crockett on her. Stretched her puss the hell out but made one hell of a coonskin cap.
by fathat69 September 25, 2013
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Dirty Crock Pot

When you finish in a girl and you let it "stew" for awhile, preferably 15-20 minutes. Then you go down town and eat it back out.
I gave my girlfriend the old dirty crock pot, what a great meal! Better than mum used to make! 15/15! Would recommend!
by Dirty Dave May 2, 2016
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ALABAMA crock pot

Same thing as a alabama hot pocket but when you have diarrhea
I just gave that ho a alabama crock pot -JackC
by Alabamashitter October 2, 2008
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crocker

a fat lazy male figure that sits on his computor all day with no breaks
that crocker is way to lazy
by adam kevin August 2, 2006
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