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cricket splinters

Hey Wendy come look at this, I have some major cricket splinters!
by g unit May 4, 2004
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cocket

its a locket with that picture that rests upon my most beloved organ to signify how much i love andy
with andy i have to go all the way and get a cocket.. what if some otha nigga swoops in on mah shawty like dat
by iluvandy April 17, 2010
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Cricket

Cricket is a beautiful baby boy who cares very deeply about their friends and those around them. Anyone who knows Cricket knows that at their heart they are a truly great person and deserve to be loved by all.
Guy: Omg cricket I love you
Cricket: Aw thank you you are so sweet
by mk41 April 5, 2021
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betty crocker that bitch

to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.
i'm totally going to betty crocker that bitch. and tomorrow, those pancakes better be damn good.
by bitchplease23452346 June 9, 2011
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Hit it n' cricket

To have sex with someone and then never talk to them again. However they also leave a recognizeable mark, whether it may be a hicky, bite mark, or scratch. Derived from the habit of female crickets who mark their mates to avoid future sexual contact.
Friend 1 : Hey I saw that hicky on Chris's neck?!

Friend 2: Yeah that was for hit it n' cricket reasons only...
by gypsie nomad May 3, 2010
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cricket drinking game

Scores vary, but in this part of Australia, runs are awarded for drinks consumed as follows:

* 20 runs for a standard drink (pot or basic spirit)
* 30 runs for a middy, tinny or stubby
* 40 runs for a pint

A wicket is lost every time the player takes a piss.

The object is simple - score the most 'runs' before your side is bowled out.

Scoring generally follows the pattern of large opening and top order partnerships, followed by a late-middle and lower order collapse.

Parking the tiger is usually equivalent to a declaration, though if the player continues and has wickets in hand, it counts as a hat-trick.
Last week I knocked up 9-500 playing the cricket drinking game.
by Choda Boy 57 October 27, 2008
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Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.
Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.
by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009
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