Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
Get the Commit a crime against capitalismmug. "Baby, come over later, and we can examine each other's Crime-scenes.... and possibly do a little crime-scene clean-up!"
by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007
Get the Crime-scenemug. When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.
by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012
Get the green crimemug. (ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)
noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
The Syrian refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.
by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019
Get the crime against cinemanitymug. Love Crime:The opposite of hate crime; The act of showing so much unconditional positive regard to people that it’s otherwise considered criminal by today’s standards.
Love Crime: My ancestors should have given your ancestors a big A$$ hug instead of being complete D%^ks to them since they were all immigrants!
“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”
“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”
by Dom-the-creator July 4, 2018
Get the Love crimemug. Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.
"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"
"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"
NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"
NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized
by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023
Get the Crime Toddlermug. Dont trust Noah, he commited a bro crime by taking Adriana from Al.
Tal 's a good bro he would never commit a bro crime!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR BRO CRIMES OF '20
Tal 's a good bro he would never commit a bro crime!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR BRO CRIMES OF '20
by llmbntf May 31, 2021
Get the bro crimemug.