a crunchy bean

when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low

person a " your such a crunchy bean"
person b "what the fuck is a"
person a "see a crunchy bean"

by uhfhjhghjks January 21, 2021

Bacon Crunch

Bun + Bacon + Onion + Slat and Pepper + (Cheese) + Bun = Bacon Crunch
That crunch is delicioso!

Do you want a bacon crunch?

by BKFC January 24, 2021

Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"

by The Insult Man April 29, 2021

Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position

I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.

by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022

Lucky Crunchy

So you crush some chips (usually Lay’s but it can be whatever). Then you put the chips in your partner’s asshole or pussy. You then eat the chips out of them while throat fucking her or him

I heard Harry and his girl totally had a radical lucky crunchy the other day!

by The_Dufe July 9, 2023

Cat'n Crunch

n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.

My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.

by saint_adventure October 13, 2014

Cap'n Crunch Hole

The act of eating cereal (preferably Cap'n Crunch) out of one's anus.

Tim: Amy and I did the Cap'n Crunch Hole last night for the first time. Boy was it fun!

Alex: Lucky! Trevin won't do it with me.

by Seabald September 13, 2016