bistro cafe

hipster for shitty restaurant with ok food

Theres free wifi in the bistro cafe so we can instagram our meals.

by lord farquad the tall December 25, 2013

BITCH CRAFT

The art of pissing people off while smiling.

Teddy excels at bitch crafting as he smiles to piss Joe off. Then Joe cries.

by Susett de Rebecca Creek March 8, 2018

Fake craft beer

Beer that is mass produced by a major beer manufacturer but is passed off as craft beer

This bar calls itself a craft beer bar but all they have is fake craft beer.

by rwizzz July 28, 2018

Jack Craft

This is gotham's protector, the batman although his real name is bruce wayne in the comics his name in real life is Jack Craft. he is still an orphan and is quite arrogantb and bruting. he is not a nice person and is not the ideal batman.

hey did you here that Jack Craft is back in town imprisoning criminal's

by Uknowit423 October 13, 2020

bermuda cafe

Is often referred to in the motor trade, where by a customer says they will return to the dealership after a spot of lunch, to purchase a new vehicle, but do not return.

‘Hey, I thought your customer would have been back by now, they have been gone over 3 hours’ yes, so did I, they must have gone to the Bermuda Cafe’

by dylanscott93 November 17, 2020

High-Craft

The game of creating food dishes while under the influence of marijuana. Usually creating something absurd.

Yo bro last night when we got baked, you were playing *High-Craft* and you deadass made an omelette sandwich taco.

by Stoner-Man March 10, 2022

Elephant Craft

Better than Dr.Empty but not as graceful or charming as Pro Panda.

Elephant Craft is such a gamer, but not as cool as Pro.

by Elephant craft March 24, 2022