He is fat and sweaty with a giant head and admits to smoking crack while being the mayor of toronto
Therefore he is a Fat crackhead
Maybe the fattest of his kind.
Therefore he is a Fat crackhead
Maybe the fattest of his kind.
by Vanessa5082 November 5, 2013
Get the fat crackhead mug.A person (usually a teenage girl) who refers to themselves as a crackhead, but hasn’t done any drugs, or doesn’t do any of the things that would qualify someone to be called by that term. As in not doing any drugs, or only spending their parents money on juul pods.
by t.ri.stan September 7, 2019
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Anybody named Kevin are immediately laidback crackheads, they're the coolest of cool gucci gang squad fam ya yeet
by weedkiller6000lmao May 21, 2020
Get the Laidback Crackhead mug.A crackhead (or other person of violent, irrational behavior, such as a crystal meth addict) who is intentionally given information as to where a particularly choice/valuable target may available by theft or armed robbery. The implicitly or explicitly intended victim, however, may be someone who it is known will be home at the time of the assault, to be disposed of before the valuables are taken. In this manner the crackhead is used as a 'fire-and-forget' weapon, like a guided missile.
Having grown tired of her middle-manager-husband's extramarital shenanigans, Mrs. Lane set a guided crackhead on him, and then raked in a significant insurance haul while she played up the "grieving widow" publicly.
by DoomRooster February 4, 2008
Get the guided crackhead mug.A functioning crackhead is somebody that is able to hold down a job and maintain a "normal" lifestyle while on crack, without completely sucumbing they're life to the drug.
Guy 1: For a hype, that dude sure has a decent house and job.
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead
by I Can Be Your Cutie March 20, 2008
Get the functioning crackhead mug.A computer crack head is a person that spends an insane amount of time using the computer, being mentally seperated from the outside world.
People who play retarted online games for long periods of time.
Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!
Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.
Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.
Angela: Nick you've been on the computer for 8 hours straight. Go brush your teeth, and take a shower!
Nick: I'm not finished yet! I have to kill this dragon, and collect fairy dust.
Angela: Nick, your a computer crackhead.
by Cewt Pickle for a Nickle July 22, 2009
Get the computer crackhead mug.1. A Facebook user who has to check his/her Facebook so much, it gets in the way of their personal life. 2. A Facebook user who uses their profile as a public journal for their minute by minute feelings/actions.
1. "Bob is such a Facebook crackhead! He got fired from the internet cafe for pissing in a cup and serving it to someone all because he wanted a funny status to put on Facebook!"
2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."
2. Joe got pissed that Sally keyed his car so being the Facebook crackhead he is, he went on Facebook and posted this on his profile for all to see: "I hope that bitch Sally f$%#ing rots in hell for what she did to my Corvette! Sally had fake boobs and a tattoo on her ass that says 'Stick two fingers in here'. She also puts out after 5 drinks."
by 5h1ft634r2 November 26, 2010
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