When you shit in between 2 fat rolls fold, it over tight and process to have sex with it while yelling squeal piggie.
by Ol boii November 28, 2020
Get the Cowboy carlmug. A rad gentleman that gets hot at a rodeo and loves the pool. Oof feisty Cowboys love pools… So why not just stay at the pool?
Has a boyfriend that he walks with every night 10 laps and talks about C$. Has an awesome mom that kicks ass with a great butt. Loves Bowling but is not very good, freaks out under pressure when he bets a beautiful woman and does not follow through on a bet(she makes him nervous because she is so beautiful, voluptuous, athletic and vibrant). He’s also a little scared of being beat up by her and losing at arm wrestling. Great at Handyman stuff and putting up with someone who talks a lot(especially a hot milf that is always right). Sometimes appreciates tic-tok shenanigans when beautiful busty friends forward them, but does not like poop pics. Needs to clean car. Great MF dad!!! Has one great song and it’s super cool but doesn’t really know the words. Draws cool ass stuff and has a slammin tongue ring that can reach to West Virginia.
Has a boyfriend that he walks with every night 10 laps and talks about C$. Has an awesome mom that kicks ass with a great butt. Loves Bowling but is not very good, freaks out under pressure when he bets a beautiful woman and does not follow through on a bet(she makes him nervous because she is so beautiful, voluptuous, athletic and vibrant). He’s also a little scared of being beat up by her and losing at arm wrestling. Great at Handyman stuff and putting up with someone who talks a lot(especially a hot milf that is always right). Sometimes appreciates tic-tok shenanigans when beautiful busty friends forward them, but does not like poop pics. Needs to clean car. Great MF dad!!! Has one great song and it’s super cool but doesn’t really know the words. Draws cool ass stuff and has a slammin tongue ring that can reach to West Virginia.
by C$milf June 12, 2023
Get the Feisty cowboymug. Happy hour at a western bar or saloon that old cowboys frequent, to tell stories to everyone and no one.
My afternoon is going to be so much better if ole Rockne is down at Slopeside’s Cowboy Poetry drinking a bourbon!
by HelloBrisket April 27, 2021
Get the cowboy poetrymug. by Ghabm August 10, 2019
Get the Cowboy Magicmug. guy 1: that girl must be single.
guy 2: why do you say that?
guy 1: because she's looking like real sad cowboy over there
guy 2: why do you say that?
guy 1: because she's looking like real sad cowboy over there
by littlecowboy3 March 17, 2020
Get the sad cowboymug. Less than; a fake; a poser. ALSO: a traditional rough neck who's been caught doing things unacceptable on a cattle drive, such as enjoying fresh Mimosas & getting mani/pedis, using hair conditioner, et cetera.
"Did you see Johnny in the field last week?"
"Man, that Coronado Cowboy ain't shit. I saw him having brunch on Sunday!"
"Man, that Coronado Cowboy ain't shit. I saw him having brunch on Sunday!"
by J. William January 4, 2022
Get the Coronado Cowboymug. A small town country feller down on his luck who seeks fun in local bars and loves to take big dumps at gas stations.
Man that volunteer firefighter loves to party and listen to old country music. Must be a cornbread cowboi
by Uncle Otis April 7, 2023
Get the Cornbread cowboimug.