When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out
Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.
"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.
by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 19, 2012
Get the Muff Cottonmug. A person who attends events just to get the free themed tshirt. In college the events are mainly Greek related. After college they tend to be participatory sporting events.
Jason is such a cotton whore. He only ran in the Peachtree Road Race to get the shirt.
Did you see them wearing those shirts in the student union? Biffy and Ken broke up last week but still went to the regatta together because they're cotton whores.
Did you see them wearing those shirts in the student union? Biffy and Ken broke up last week but still went to the regatta together because they're cotton whores.
by KingOf404 July 7, 2010
Get the Cotton Whoremug. guy 1: Hey have you washed your cotton candy yet?
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already
guy2: oh shit i forgot
guy 1: yo that is so much germs, if you ate it already
by KaiWantsToCri April 7, 2019
Get the Cotton Candymug. Dang Adam and Ryan what's wrong with your women when they hang out . I don't know they must be in the cotton bowl
by Red flow January 6, 2014
Get the cotton bowlmug. by George Porge 69 October 22, 2013
Get the cotton buttmug. The stories that your grandparents passed down from there slavery days picking cotton in the fields & serving their master.
"Hey Gramps, tell me a bed time story."
"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."
"Nigga what?!"
"Story telling? Nah, I'll tell you cotton tales, back when working for the white man & being allowed to pick his cotton. Those were the days.."
"Nigga what?!"
by Sofakingsaiyan April 26, 2020
Get the Cotton talesmug. by £₩$ October 7, 2015
Get the Cotton slotmug.